Hyuck hyuck hyuck. A dootley doo. Put some fried on that.

I think that's how real rednecks talk. I don't really have to worry about offending them since they think the internet is the lining inside one's bathing suit.

I can't since I'm an independent, but please don't vote for this guy in the primary if you're a Republican. Huckabee? Seriously, I would be too embarrassed to tell people I was American if this were the White House Christmas card.