Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Learn to Tie

Think you know how to tie your shoes properly? Wrong. Seriously. Please watch this video. It has changed my life. As in, my shoe laces don't come untied even when singly knotting them. Got a huge head start on the presenter, considering I'm a young, robust 33.


The subject line is, of course, inspired by one of my all-time favorite bands and songs -


I've never thought about it before, but those lyrics are mildly Satanic. Oh Rock Music, you and your Satanism!

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

IkeaTV

I despise the Ikea shopping experience, but that's not because the store doesn't provide a good product at a great price. It's because 95% of the people who shop there are complete morons. But this is a "game changer" as they say on TV about absolutely everything that ever comes out, but it actually applies in this case. Ikea has built a piece of furniture called Uppleva, which is no worse than any other name they come up with and is actually memorable unlike Malm or whatever, with a built-in TV and Blu-Ray player, as well as organized spaces and features for other electronics to be well hidden and orderly. This will be huge. But all of the dorky Apple lovers will poo-poo it while they hope and pray that Apple will finally bring AppleTV to market.