This Is Like Cronkite Meets T-Pain

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Here's Hoping...

I'm still nervous about President-elect Obama, but this is the kind of stuff that totally endears him to people. He is one hell of a politician. Plus he winks and I saw him chewing gum getting out of his motorcade the other day. He sure is cool.

Obama-McCain: New Meeting Set to Bury Campaign Ax

That is gracious. Interesting news is that Hillary Clinton is a possible Secretary of State pick. John Kerry and Republican Chuck Hagel are also in the running.

Hoping and Changing

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

Speech!

This is the kind of stuff that makes this country so f'n awesome -

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Cult of Personality

I'm not claiming that McCain voters are necessarily well informed, but I'm pretty sure they'd catch the fact that these views are the exact opposite of the ones on which their chosen candidate is running -

Can't We All Just Get Along?

This is a heartwarming display of non-partisan politics -

Not Sure This Counts As a Revolution

This is Newt Gingrich's American Solutions "Platform of the American People - A Red, White & Blue Revolution". It's a so-called tri-partisan plan for America, that includes issues on which a majority of Americans, including Democrats, Independents and Republicans agree. McCain seems to be following some of the recommendations...

President's Questions

If you've never watched "Prime Minister's Questions" on CSPAN, then you have really been missing out. Though most people don't watch as much CSPAN as I. Most people have probably never watched CSPAN. Nobody watches CSPAN.

Anyway, McCain is proposing a similar question-and-answer session with Congress should he become president. I think that would be pretty awesome. Plus he's likely to be cantankerous and argumentative. He's proposing going before both the Senate and House, unlike in Britain where those snooty Lords have relegated the commoner prime minister to the House of Commons. Pish posh. Balderdash. Talley hoe!

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The Rock

This blog is so awesome, that we've managed to travel into the future to bring you this April 3, 2008 interview of Chris Rock in Rolling Stone.

"Bush has f**ked up so bad," he will posit to any and all congregants in braying loops of oratory, "that he's made it hard for a white man to run for president. 'Gimme anything but another white man, please! Black man, white woman, giraffe, anything!' A white man's had that job for hundreds of years — and one guy fucked it up for all of ya!"

Medford's Own

Bloomberg might still take a shot at the presidency. Campaigning has changed so dramatically from even recent contests that I think he really could hop in at the last minute and make a good run, though that depends on the results of early primaries. If one candidate gets some momentum, he might be out of reach by the time Bloomberg got it together. The New York Post has an article about some recent rumors of his maybe possibly running here, potentially.