This Might Tarnish His Reputation in France...

So, I'm not sure if you've heard, but Jerry Lewis let a slur slip during his latest telethon (which raised a record $63.8 million). WWTDD had the best explanation of that behavior, when coming from an old-timer -

"When old people talk for more than 30 seconds, it feels like you could hear 'fag' or 'nigger' at any moment. They might not even mean anything bad by it. They could be recommending their heart surgeon. 'I go to this Chink, and he's amazing...'"

It reminded me of the time Krusty the Clown delivered the following performance. Hmm, do I come off as a racist if I say it's pretty awesome? -

Children Are the Future

I feel a little bit bad about making fun of this girl, but really, only a little bit. This was posted on WWTDD, but without subtitles. I think reading Miss South Carolina's response is even funnier than just watching it. Either way, it's pretty awesome, in an embarrassing way.



Hmmm, I wonder if she would be able to point out the U.S. on a map. Or South Africa. Or the Iraq. And, come to think of it, we should be known as "U.S. Americans", she's right. Brazilians, Uruguayans, Bolivians, heck, even Canadians all live in the Americas.

Only That Cartoon Cat from "Opposites Attract" Could Love Her

WWTDD has been posting clips of Paula Abdul's realty show, Hey Paula, lately. I usually feel kind of bad for celebrities whose privacy is invaded by paparazzi and even total wackos like Britney Spears, whose fame has turned her into a complete nut case.

But Paula Abdul has put herself in the spotlight and willingly participated in a show all about her. It's not painting a pretty picture. I have to say that it's pretty awesome to watch someone so self-absorbed keep crying about the most insignificant problems. Please watch this very mild example of her behavior -



You can click on other clips of the show after you watch the one above, like when she goes to NYC and weather keeps her hair and makeup people from flying and she blames everyone around her, all the while hysterically crying.

What's that? You want to watch "Opposites Attract"? Ok, fine. Don't start crying please. Keep your eyes peeled for some video magic. The cartoon cat smokes!

Dahctah Jones, Dahctah Jones!

I am really surprised at how excited I was to read on WWTDD about production starting on the fourth Indiana Jones movie. There's even a photo of Harrison Ford in costume -

I think it's pretty awesome that you can see blood on his ear and pants. That's hardcore.