A Much Less Depressing 911

The new Porsche 911 is one of the most beautiful, I mean awesome, things I've ever scene. I am drooling like Homer Simpson.

Open Wide For Some Soccer!!!!

hulu

Hulu is now open to the public. I missed last week's episode of the Simpsons, so I can just watch it there. That's pretty awesome. I was actually a member but I can't even remember the last time I logged on.

www.hulu.com

This Might Tarnish His Reputation in France...

So, I'm not sure if you've heard, but Jerry Lewis let a slur slip during his latest telethon (which raised a record $63.8 million). WWTDD had the best explanation of that behavior, when coming from an old-timer -

"When old people talk for more than 30 seconds, it feels like you could hear 'fag' or 'nigger' at any moment. They might not even mean anything bad by it. They could be recommending their heart surgeon. 'I go to this Chink, and he's amazing...'"

It reminded me of the time Krusty the Clown delivered the following performance. Hmm, do I come off as a racist if I say it's pretty awesome? -

Family Guy is Kinda Like South Park, NO, It's Kinda Like the Simpsons

The Simpsons is the greatest television show of all time. I loved the Sopranos, but it's not quite as good. I am hoping to see the Simpsons movie soon, and I read a review of it in USA Today (they gave it out on the plane, that's why I read what should normally be used for wrapping breakable items to be shipped or for wiping your butt) that gave it 4 stars. So, it should probably be pretty awesome.

Here is proof that Family Guy is far inferior to The Simpsons. I'm sorry if you are a friend of mine and like Family Guy. There are many of you. In this regard, I regret to say that you are mentally deficient. They might be able to do a PET scan and determine exactly what is wrong with you, but this video evidence might just do the trick -







Ok, ok, I'll give you that the "zip zop zoopity bop" part is pretty funny.